Sound


Sound

1. Skateboard on street = water falling from a faucet or hose into the hollow bottom of a plastic pail.

2. Kiss, closed mouth = creak of a crooked floorboard against the rusted nail's slim body.

3. People talking in whispers = many sleeping heads rustling atop their pillows.

4. Kiss, open mouth = syrup being poured into a crystal goblet.

5. Campagnolo Super Record drivetrain from the 1970s Paris-Roubaix races = a perfect infinite zipper made of slick oiled gold being zipped together at a resoundingly perfect tempo with no fluxuation at all (except for when they hit the cobbles, which adds a distinct but not overbearing bit of rattle.)

6. Happiness = the cat's claws clicking on the hardwood floor.

7. A Wattled Bellbird singing (ascending series of overlapping squeaks followed by a distinct "bonk") = the many doors of a large estate during a fight between the residents being flung open and shut as the couple progresses through the rooms, arguing and slamming doors.

8. Feverishly typing on an aged typewriter = a gaggle of high-heeled girls running somewhere, pausing for breath, then running more.

9. Pandora's old sigh after being woken up, just before falling back to sleep = the only audible example of pure reassurance, a rare and extinct jewel.

10. A hand finding another in the night = the hush of two palms kissing.

11. First steps of a morning walk = the turning of the brittle pages of a book that hasn't been read in a decade, cracking with newness.

12. A headache = broken glass breaking a second time over a pile of rocks containing tiny microphones which then broadcast the shatter on a series of tin speakers pointed in all directions at once so that the intersections of the noise create a second set of shatters all their own, and as the louder the collision gets the more the audio starts to repeat itself in an endless and sad delayed loop.


13. "Not many sounds in life, and I include all urban and all rural sounds, exceed in interest a knock at the door." — Charles Lamb